Wednesday, March 21, 2007

(lack of) success story

i won't get any awards for Mother of the Year.
i won't get any awards for Engineer of the Year.
i won't get any awards for Pregnant Woman of the Year.
i won't get any awards for Daughter, Sister, or Friend of the Year.
and i won't get any awards for Blogger of the Year.

the Mother of the Year comment is a joke between el Jefe' and me. basically, when a tidbit of motherhood slips through the cracks, i'll say i won't be getting the award. like letting Punkin eat a lollipop before dinner, or skipping bath night because it is too late, or letting Punkin eat something off the floor because it's not that dirty and it would be a lot of work for me to bend over and pick it up.

but it's all kind of slipping below mediocrity. and i don't have the energy or enthusiasm to do anything about it.

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